Sunday, September 11, 2005

Green Whiskey

Hot Chicks and Idiots

Green Whiskey

Silver Spoon Losers

Monday, July 04, 2005

THIS IS NO WAY TO NAME AN ALBUM!!!

America's Playground?

Sunday, July 03, 2005

LAST CALL, MY ASS!!!

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Green Whiskey

Double Album

Disc 1 - SuperTrashed

Disc 2 - Hey Now, Hey Now, I'm Trashed

Green Whiskey

Two Jokes About Cheese

Sunday, June 26, 2005

On The Porch 6-25-05

I thought Bit Torrent was on "The Larry Sanders Show"?

Green Whiskey

Mad At You In A Hot Way

On The Porch 6-25-05

I'm on the ambivalent fence where I could go fifty-fifty either way.

Monday, February 21, 2005



No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun — for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax — This won't hurt.

Monday, January 17, 2005

quote . . .

I don't have no more money to upgrade to nothin'.
~ 1/17/05